I’ve been collecting quotations for years and figured I’d put my collections online for others to use as they wish. Enjoy these quotations, use the comment form to share any quotations about dogs you don’t find here.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
– Rita Rudner
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
– Arnold Toynbee
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
– Robert Benchley
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.
– Mary Bly
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies.
– Gene Hill
In dog years I’m dead.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
– Dave Barry
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
– Penny Ward Moser