I’ve been collecting quotations for years and figured I’d put my collections online for others to use as they wish. Enjoy these quotations, use the comment form to share any quotations about marriage you don’t find here.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
– Irwin Corey
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin
The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock.
– Christopher Morley
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
My advice to girls: first, don’t smoke – to excess; second, don’t drink – to excess; third, don’t marry – to excess.
– Mark Twain
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
– Stephen Leacock