Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Quotations

I’ve been collecting quotations for years and figured I’d put my collections online for others to use as they wish. Enjoy these quotations, use the comment form to share any quotations by Fran Lebowitz you don’t find here.

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Twenty-four hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive.
– Fran Lebowitz

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
– Fran Lebowitz

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
– Fran Lebowitz

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.
– Fran Lebowitz

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
– Fran Lebowitz

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
– Fran Lebowitz

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
– Fran Lebowitz

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